miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips
when ur jerkin it
after u jerk it
yes i am girl
yes i play hoop with stick
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
FUCK WHY IS IT 10X FUNNIER WITH AUDIO FUUUCK
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.