infamousnfamous:

white ppl namin they children brumbpo but wanna talk about “ghetto black girl names” lmao

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

I’m looking down because I just squished a snail and I’m about to bask in my victory

I’m looking down because I just squished a snail and I’m about to bask in my victory

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

unfollowfriday:

if you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

niceshirtdear:

When I.. Was BOrn….Devil saiD… “Ohh… ShiT..!!.. CompeTiTion..” 

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

riotfairy:

trashnoah:

i’m not comfortable with how big that guy’s head is

what do you mean “that guy”. “that guy” is jackson galaxy

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

thats-so-meme:

me in the club like

thats-so-meme:

me in the club like

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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